Got the Job(s)!!!

I've been looking for a job for last 3 or 4 weeks and now I've got offered two jobs at the same day. I've received a call from my recruit agent yesterday (Wednesday) morning. She told me that I've got the job and then she asked me to come for an eye/hearing test; she also gave me all the paper work, it was atleast 30 pages and I don't know who will read all of that and sign, why can't they just make it bloody simple. The funny thing was they had this 'Bomb threat' procedures; basically it takes you through what you have to do if you receive a bomb threat. It says, you ask the persons name, and where they calling from and, where they put the bomb and, how long it's going to take the bomb to blast... bloody hell... do you really think if someone gonna put a bomb they going to give you all those details to you. Basically the idea is to keep the bomb threater on the phone as long as possible, but the procedure that they have is so stupid.

Anyway I've decided to take Telstra job; and then I had training today from 8.30am to 4.30pm (One month Training) It was really good the way they did the training, it wasn't boring. They just come up with some games and also just few group work, so you won't get bored and at the same time you get the message and Won't feel like you got bombarded with all these informations. I think, I'm going to get paid for just having fun for next four weeks. God bless Telstra :P